Heard in New York City…

“…That’s when we better start making babies, otherwise I’m going to shoot myself! I mean what else is there to do in that town?”
– Aug 25th, 2009, DMV.

“…You don’t know about that? I’ve been waiting my whole life for that!” (In reference to the usage of a Target registry gun)
– Aug 22, 2009, cheese and wine establishment.